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bettiecrocker: Hello, handsome

Femme 34 y/o United States

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I am	Femme
Looking for	Butch, Stud, StoneButch
Your real name	stacy
Headline	Hello, handsome
Desired Relationship	Friendship, PenPal, Interests Share, Hang Out, Love
My date of birth	30-03-1979
My match age	30-50
Social
Occupation	Operations Manager
Religion	Atheist
Children	No
Spoken Languages	English
Education	Some college
Income	$50,000-$70,000
Drinking	Socially
Interests
Common interests to share	Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing Arts
Physical Features
Ethnicity	White / Caucasian
Height	5'4"-5'7" (161-170cm)
Body Type	Curvy
Eye Color	Brown
Hair Color	Black
Location
Country	United States
ZIP/Postal code	97236
State, City	OR, Portland

Physical Features
Desirable Height	5'4"-5'7" (161-170cm), 5'8"-5'11" (171-180cm), 6'0"-6'3" (181-190cm), 6'4" (191cm) or above

Essays
About myself	If you don't have a sense of humor... Don't keep reading. Just hit the back button right now. Yes, go back to the profile of that boring girl next door type she lacks personality and will be perfect for you. Cheers! So dating ads are uber lame.... . Any ways I am not really meeting peeps when I go out to clubs I think I look rather cute. But, as my friends tell me my shyness and extreme inability to know when someone is flirting with me blocks all attempts of anyone attempting to approach me. My old roommate said I needed to harness the "eye f**k the crowd". Ha that would mean eye contact?! Really? I am not suave. I have no game. I am socially awkward. I have complete confidence in my self but it seems to flutter away when I see someone cute. This also leads to stuttering, eye darting, and awkward clumbsiness. Hawt eh? I am total fierce femme - and can rock the high femme to the extreme. Coupled with low to no maintenance! But, can also kick it camping, fishing, or even hiking better then most. I am independent. I have a great management job that I am happy with. You, should also be employed. I am not looking to being your captain save a hoe. I do not drive a uhaul in disguise. I like where I live and you should too. I am a curvy 14. And if I can say so, a rather proportioned curvy. Like not all on one side like I am going to tip over over. I will not apologize for my curves. I am comfortable and curves are hot. I am not a vegan or vegetarian. I consider bacon to be the candy bar of meats. :) But, I am open to dating vegans or vegitarians long as they are ok that I seriously have to break down and be one with my carnivore ways. I like to cook.. No I LOVE to cook with fantastic food presentation. You should like to eat and appreciate good cooking. Dating me is like having a dirty fling with Betty Crocker. I'm honest - I expect you to be as well. If I have some green shit stuck between my teeth you better tell me.

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About myself

If you don't have a sense of humor... Don't keep reading. Just hit the back button right now. Yes, go back to the profile of that boring girl next door type she lacks personality and will be perfect for you. Cheers!
So dating ads are uber lame.... . Any ways I am not really meeting peeps when I go out to clubs I think I look rather cute. But, as my friends tell me my shyness and *extreme* inability to know when someone is flirting with me blocks all attempts of anyone attempting to approach me.
My old roommate said I needed to harness the "eye f**k the crowd". Ha that would mean eye contact?! Really? I am not suave. I have no game. I am socially awkward. I have complete confidence in my self but it seems to flutter away when I see someone cute. This also leads to stuttering, eye darting, and awkward clumbsiness. Hawt eh?
I am total fierce femme - and can rock the high femme to the extreme. Coupled with low to no maintenance! But, can also kick it camping, fishing, or even hiking better then most. I am independent. I have a great management job that I am happy with. You, should also be employed. I am not looking to being your captain save a hoe.
I do not drive a uhaul in disguise. I like where I live and you should too.
I am a curvy 14. And if I can say so, a rather proportioned curvy. Like not all on one side like I am going to tip over over. I will not apologize for my curves. I am comfortable and curves are hot.
I am not a vegan or vegetarian. I consider bacon to be the candy bar of meats. :) But, I am open to dating vegans or vegitarians long as they are ok that I seriously have to break down and be one with my carnivore ways. I like to cook.. No I LOVE to cook with fantastic food presentation. You should like to eat and appreciate good cooking. Dating me is like having a dirty fling with Betty Crocker.
I'm honest - I expect you to be as well. If I have some green shit stuck between my teeth you better tell me.

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